Oh. Oh my.
This is a Real Thing that Exists. #Cubs pic.twitter.com/x2cgY3aeUP
— Brandon Lee (@bleeinternets) August 29, 2015
Somehow, former Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster wrote a children’s book based on the Chicago Cubs’ mascot, Clark the Cub. Look at that cover. He’s got some weird #Magic ball, probably taken from that magician Joe Maddon hired. Clark looks like he’s on acid, too, which is probably worse than usual. But I like Clark, he’s good for the kids even if he looks creepy as hell or stoned as balls.