The Rundown: R-I-Z-P-E-C-T, El MagZo Justifies Maddon’s Moves, Heyward’s Swing Still Awkward

There are precious few rules by which I’ve chosen to live my life, and I think we’re good enough friends that I can share them with you now.

1. Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
2. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
3. Never pitch to an MVP candidate late in a tie game with first base open.
4. Never go to a lefty reliever just to face Anthony Rizzo.

I’m not sure from exactly which region of Italy Big Tony’s family hails, but Dusty Baker may have broken three of my rules with a single move Monday afternoon.