“Gotta find a way, find a way when I’m there. Gotta find a way, a better way. I’d better wait.” – Territorial Pissings by Nirvana
I dislike this phrase a great deal, but I’m going to lead with it anyway: Have a day, Carson Kelly! The Cubs’ backup catcher huffed and puffed his way to third base to register an 8th-inning triple, giving him baseball’s first cycle of the 2025 season. The odds of this unlikely event were an astronomical 1 in 3,937,008. Kelly finished with five RBI, leading the Cubs to an 18-3 win over the Athletics in Sacramento.