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The Rundown: Finding Invisible Cat of Offensive Woes, Weekend Battle of Weakened Teams, Cubs Plan to Host Fans Next Season

My dad was a big fan of the old Charlie Chan movies when I was growing up. I haven’t watched any of them since I was a kid because I fear they haven’t aged well and are probably chock full of bad Asian stereotypes, but I remember one phrase the quiet detective used often and it was this:

“The hardest thing of all is to find a black cat in a dark room.”

There are just some things in life we can’t rightly fathom. For instance, is telekinesis really a thing? Who invented bar soap, and why?