Frankly I’m shocked Yu Darvish and the Cubs have yet to agree on a contract (rolls eyes), but Mr. Pondering Emoji has yet to deny any of the latest signing rumors via his Twitter account, so maybe that’s something. Then again, it’s probably just Yu being Yu and toying with us by not saying anything (rolls eyes again).
I was so convinced we would have had an announcement by now that I had already begun removing “KESSINGER” from my #11 Cubs throwback jersey so I could replace it with “DARVISH.” I’ve got two kids in college, I can’t afford new things.