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The Rundown: ChiSox Win First Battle, Enough of Eloy Already, Hamels Joins Elite Club

Last night turned out to be everything I hoped would not happen: Another wasted pitching performance due to a lack of offense. Meanwhile, Eloy Jiménez made the most of his opportunity to take advantage of the Cubs’ flailing bullpen. Pedro Strop missed his spot by about 15 inches and Jiménez tattooed a fastball. There’s your ballgame, kids.

THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE MISSING, @Cubs.

Eloy Jimenez off the team that traded him!pic.twitter.com/vzDI52hS8z

— Sporting News MLB (@sn_mlb) June 19, 2019

As I feared yesterday, I woke up to a deluge of what could have been articles infiltrating my inbox, including one from Jon Greenberg of the Athletic that posted so quickly after the game ($) it almost seemed like he willed the White Sox to victory.