Good morning, Starshine, the Earth says “Hello!”
So…it’s baseball season, right? Hard to believe spring workouts will begin in just nine days.
The five-hour Super Bowl was a welcome reprieve from the wretched malaise of this uneventful winter, am I right? For the still-unsigned veterans, this offseason has been nothing short of a bizarre nightmare, and it might not be getting better anytime soon. With the ridiculous contracts free agents are demanding, owners and front offices probably see those players and their agents as an implausibly large group of face-painted jesters trying to squeeze in and out of the same vehicle.