Note: The Joe Sheehan Newsletter is being shared free for all paying The Athletic subscribers for the duration of the World Series. Below is the piece in its original format from October 25, 2016.
If you're looking for a semi-respectable way to get drunk on a Tuesday night, take a shot every time the Fox booth talks about Jon Lester's inability to throw to first base tonight. Use the cheap stuff, though; you'll burn through a bottle of Blue by the fourth inning.
They will be factually correct, of course.