Boxcar. Box Car. B. C. Before ‘Chicken’. Thank you, Louisville, Nashville, Milo, Tock, Johnny Hart, Rich Koz.
Today we’ve come to have a light lunch beat the doldrums by considering which free agents whose surnames start with B or C would be beneficial toot toot to be on the Cubs, as if they were our team in real life and not just on MLB: The Show 2018, which isn’t even out yet, but that matters not when you’ve already suspended disbelief this far.
Because BCB is good for more, you know.