Outside The Confines: Early success stories

Photo by Mike Stobe/Getty ImagesGood morning.

According to a memo sent from the union to the players, MLB has reportedly finally admitted there was a problem with the uniforms. The uniforms will be changed, mostly back to what they were, by the start of next year at the latest.

The White Sox swept the Rays in a three-game series on the South Side this weekend. The Rays players will now all retire in shame and join a baseball-themed monastery. (No, they won’t. But they should.)

The White Sox don’t even have the worst record in baseball anymore. That belongs to the Marlins. However, the team with the third-worst record, the Rockies, tied a record set by the 1910 St. Louis Browns by trailing at…