A weekend in St. Louis does strange things to a person. If you’re like me, it feels always two days too long. For Willson Contreras, the mere anticipation caused him to get married. As usual for the little bull, a tad bit of an over-reaction.

But this week’s list is all about those dadgum Cardinals. Take their secretly sinister logo. Those two birds eyeball us like a pair of goodfellas waiting to brain us with that bat. Which is about what befell the Cubs this weekend. So how dumb of this Chicagoan to only bring fungos to a bat fight.