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Monday Fungos: Keeping You Hydrated After a Balmy Weekend

Cincinnati sweep? What Cincinnati sweep? What’s interesting about most sports fans is we are fairly simple folk, easily subject to short-term memory, intermittent reinforcement, and Pavlovian conditioning. But the dark side is intense partisanship, scapegoating, and all that bell-induced drooling.

Speaking of fluid problems, how crazy to see Minnesota Twins like Bobby Wilson flop-sweating like a sieve one second, and Eddie Rosario and Max Kepler jacking into IVs to pump the fluids back in the next. Meanwhile, 61-year-olds Paul Molitor and his third-base coach Gene Glynn looked as cool and confident as a pair of bookend friends in 24-hour Depends.