As I shop for Christmas:
Conversation I had with @MollyTimmers
MT: Let's get the wrapping paper with the birds on it.
me: No. They're ugly. Get the candy canes.
MT: OK, fine. (short pause) What was wrong with the birds?
me: They're cardinals.
MT: So? (very long pause) Oh. I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking.— Josh Timmers (@Cubsminorswrap) December 22, 2019
- This news broke late last evening so you may not have heard yet, but free agent left-hander Hyun-Jin Ryu has agreed to a four-year, $80 million deal with the Blue Jays.