I’m hoping that today’s Bullets will be the final one dominated by Shohei Ohtani and Giancarlo Stanton for a while. I think their stories are pretty much over until March.
Also, I liked this Tweet from Grant Brisbee.
OHTANI: So, give me examples of how you keep your pitchers healthy.
ANGELS: Ah, yes, well, you see, Medieval Times is a restaurant that pretends you're back in the days of knights and maidens!
OHTANI: [squeals and claps his hands]— Grant Brisbee (@mccoveychron) December 8, 2017OK. Which one of you losers fell down on the job and forgot to mention that Chicago has a Medieval Times too?