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MLB Bullets and the kids are alright

You probably heard that Athletics first-round pick Kyler Murray went to the Cardinals (of the other sport) with the first pick in the NFL draft. That almost certainly ends his baseball career and it’s probably the last time we’ll mention him in these pages, unless he does something like throw out a cool first pitch some day.

Ah yes. The NFL draft. The one day of the year when male bodies are as scrutinized as female bodies the other 364.

— Molly Knight (@molly_knight) April 26, 2019

C’mon, Molly, that’s not fair.