This week's cover (3/4): The @Cubs have a championship caliber lineup https://t.co/Xs8SDFc8zB pic.twitter.com/LGtQLjn0rK
— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) March 22, 2016
Oh my God! They killed Cubbies!
You bastards!
I suppose that joke would make more sense if the quartet of Cubs on one of four regional SI Baseball Preview issues had been outfitted in hooded orange parkas, but the karmic effect on the upcoming season will be just as grievous as all manner of mortal injuries that befell young Kenny McCormick on South Park. Thanks a lot, Sport Illustrated.