This is usually around the time I’d make some kind of parody of a classic Christmas poem or that Mariah Carey song, but the Dodgers have sucked all the fun out of this offseason and stalled everything so there isn’t much non-Dodgers/non-Juan Soto news to report, especially not from the Cubs, who barely did some random minor league signings (which are still important, but honestly just not very fun). Since there’s nothing to report, and I’m not that motivated right now, I guess we will defer it to next year since apparently that’s something MLB allows us to do.
Merry Christmas
