Apologies if you came here looking for serious content with more than a tiny grain of insight, because you’re not going to find it. Not unless you’re able to harness the precognitive powers of the most glorious beard a Cubs coach has cultivated in, well, forever. You almost can’t recognize Mike Napoli beneath the heavy blanket of facial fleece he’s probably been growing since retirement — not to mention it’s one of the rare occasions on which he’s wearing a shirt — but the new quality assurance coach is impossible to miss at camp.
Quality Assurance coach Mike Napoli can assure you that his beard is quality.