Some of y’all might know this, and some of y’all don’t
Some of y’all might be with this, and some of y’all won’t
But listen, let me clear my throat
I can lead a horse to cheap store-brand Kool-Aid, but I can’t always make it drink the stuff. So when I dropped a little tongue-in-cheek knowledge about Kyle Schwarber’s much-improved defense, it flew over a few heads like a misjudged line drive. But hey, not everyone can cook with a deadpan.
That’s why, in the interest of full disclosure, I feel I should admit right away here that Schwarber is not actually the best defensive player in baseball.