The face I made upon seeing this report is exactly the same as the one Juan Soto is making in the featured image, so file it under “Dubious as hell but still worth sharing because there’s nothing else to talk about” for now.
According to Randy Miller of NJ Advance Media, a former Soto teammate who is still close with the Yankees outfielder says the Blue Jays are preparing an “astronomical offer” in excess of $500 million. There’s a little smoke here since Toronto was heavily involved in the Shohei Ohtani dealings and should theoretically be willing to spend big.