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The Cubs are giving away pieces of the Wrigley Field outfield to fans for free.
Naturally, that opened up a whole truckload of jokes for CSN's Tom Cooper, who pulled no punches in criticizing Jake Arrieta's decision to shave his beard (why??), Kyle Schwarber and Jorge Soler's defense, Soler's jewelry choices and Cubs fans doing anything to get a piece of history. Cooper even found an opportunity to lay into the Soldier Field turf.
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Of course, no ICYMI would be complete without a Derrick Rose joke, which Coop sneaks in at the end.