I’ve felt adjacent to awful most of the day and am typing this from the cafeteria of my son’s elementary as he runs around at their annual bonanza, so apologies if it’s a little scattered. The best option would be to take about a 15-hour nap, or maybe to snuggle up with a robust hazy IPA, but I’ve chosen instead to hit on a few topics of moderate interest.
Now that I think about it, each of the items below are somewhat similar in that they’re rife with either actual or potential misinterpretation.
Ben Zobrist not interested in comeback
The 2016 World Series MVP has been hanging around Cubs camp in uniform this week, but everyone insists he’s just there as a special instructor as a favor to David Ross.