I could just save us all some time here and make this post nothing more than a short emoji sequence: poop, fire, poop, fire. It wouldn’t be disingenuous either, but rather a minimalist expression of my thoughts on the game.
Then again, I feel like writing a little bit and I don’t know how to do emojis. Don’t worry though, I’m tired, angry and a little confused, so this will be a short one.
Passive/Aggressive
My one criticism of Kris Bryant thus far would be that he’s actually been too patient at times. Despite the fact that he doesn’t see too many strikes, pitchers had been grooving their first pitches to him and he had just been watching them go by.