My beard grows down to my toes,
I never wears no clothes,
I wraps my hair
Around my bare,
And down the road I goes.
–Shel Silverstein, Where the Sidewalk Ends
Paul Bunyan. Pecos Bill. Mike Napoli. Though the man known as Nap may not have created the Rio Grande or the Great Lakes, but he routinely strolls shirtless through the streets and also inspired a popular line of t-shirts. Huh, a guy who likes to strip his clothes off and who can sell merch?