While trying to come up with my Brayan Altuve article idea, I had a half-an-idea, which led to me remembering this gem of a scene from an episode of “I Love Lucy”:
Since this article makes no sense without the link, I’m off and running. Likely in the wrong direction, but I’m cool with being entirely wrong on occasion. Altuve was among the Cubs’ top three signings in the July 2019 international signing class, back when signing classes were done July 2 instead of January 15, as now. The other two big names were Kevin Made (who spent 2021 in Myrtle Beach) and Ronnier Quintero (2021 in Mesa), though Yohendrick Pinango has shown how incidental hype can be with performance.