Cubs are still in. Yay. Is it spring training yet?
Is anyone else sick of the Ohtani saga? I wish he’d sign already. This constant speculation is just ridiculous. Giancarlo Stanton too. Quit holding up the gravy train, you guys. The stove isn’t heated enough to keep it warm, it’s getting awfully lumpy, and we’ll need it for the last third of meat loaf during the season.
The Cubs and Cub Tracks remain in the hunt, though, so I have to pay some attention to the phenomena.