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Cub Tracks strikes out

There is no such thing as retreating, merely advancing in the opposite direction. When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed. Qu’est-ce que c’est?

Run run run run run awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Not that far! Wait for me!

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