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Jake Arrieta clearly hasn’t taken delivery of his supply of the goo, or doesn’t throw hard enough for it to help. And Keegan Thompson time meant back-to-back jacks to Arnold Vosloo** and Cuba Gooding, Jr***. Also, that is clearly simDan Winkler.
Just flat-out not a good night for the or-gan-i-zation, Bob Pulford. Let’s fix that today. Cubs can still split.