Can nobody end the red menace? Dammit! Crybaby Molina and Salsa Boy don’t deserve any more airtime, let alone another playoff series. Can’t they retire already? I found myself hate-watching the Dodgers and the Nationals in some sorta cockeyed hope for red deadbird redemption... Anthony Rendon and Juan Soto got me out of my chair for a minute, much to the surprise of my 14-week-old kitten Moe, who slapped me.
Some days you just can’t win. Hey, Moe has that name for reasons. He slaps the heck out of people on the TV.