Cub Tracks rings one up

I’m not at liberty to say the words I’d use to describe my feelings at the end of the game. They’re probably unprintable even in game threads, as I have quite the supply of invective. Writers know words, or at least, we should. Some of mine are reserved for Citizen’s Bank, with whom I have had past misdealings...but I digress, as is my wont.

The Phillies mugged the Cubs like Santa Claus in August, and we can just hope that the body isn’t stuffed down the chimney like in the famous Gahan Wilson cartoon, and that the Cubs will recover today.