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Cub Tracks parties with Donner

Richard Donner, that is, the director of Valley of the Dragons, last night’s Svengoolie feature. Sorry, no shortage of cannibalism here. However, it appears that Brandon Morrow has munched his arm. Or something. Sucks. He’s terrific when he can throw the ball to people. Past people. Great closer demeanor, too. Or maybe he glowers like that because it hurts so much? His arm has always been glass, but now it seems like it might be smoked.

Food for thought, that is. Happy Easter to those of you who celebrate. Chag sameach to those of you who celebrate Passover.