Let’s be frank — this team is &$@?% fun now. They deserve all the love they can get. And so do you.
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Holy gamethread, Batman! No wonder that one never made it to the air.
Oh yeah, and there was a game, too. The Cincinnati Reds blew into town and Sonny Gray took the mound to oppose rookie Justin Steele, who is trying to claim a spot in the rotation for 2022.