Brandon Palmer has agreed to do up a glass of Malört if and when the simCubs finally lose, if it please Carl Jeppson and/or the new ownership group. In fact he has proposed that the entire team down a shot if they lose.
“Fellas,” said simAnthony Rizzo, “I’ve had that stuff. We need never to lose again.”
Agreed. It would be a crime, and everyone and their shadow know that the weed of crime bears bitter fruit. You can’t get much more bitter than Malört, so let’s just go ahead and pencil in an eight, as the 46-19 simCubs haven’t lost in a week.