Well, was that better? Jason Heyward to the rescue? Albert Almora! Anonymous fan taking the ball from Anthony Rizzo’s glove for the goat. Backing in to the playoffs, ick, but hey! Playoffs.
I’m not getting down on the boys anyway, because Cub Tracks doesn’t do ledge. If the time comes, I’ll just jump right out the gamethreading window. But it would take a collapse of epic proportions to do that, as I am enjoying the fact that the Cubs are in a gamethreading pennant race, which hasn’t happened much in my lifetime.