So I was talking to the last man on earth, and I said to him, “Here at CUB TRACKS NEWS AND NOTES™, we have news for you. Adbert Alzolay was more or less a victim of the (lack of) offense. He gets too much plate sometimes and forgets that he has a decent changeup. Maybe he’s afraid of it. I used to be afraid of my changeup when I pitched, as a little too much plate and it’s on top of spaghetti, so I’d throw the cheese in the same location, with the same result. He threw it well today, though.
Cub Tracks dolls it up
