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Cub Tracks’ dark matters

In my world, it’s still Saturday and we’re watching some kung fu preparatory to Svengoolie viewing. Tonight’s feature is The Two Faces of Dr Jekyll, which would mark as prescient our comments about the exquisite Mark Blankfield version if we hadn’t been cheating by looking ahead in the program listings. Or were we? You couldn’t make this stuff up. Or could ya? We imagine it’s somewhat less far-fetched than some of the trades we see around the Twitters, yeah? But even Jekyll and Hyde (or Heckle and Jeckle, for that matter) were not as two-faced as the owners, who merely send out their emissaries, who make prepared statements and genuflect at regular intervals in the interest of holy collusion.