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Cub Tracks crashes on LSD

My other other car is a Ferrari. But right now I’m writing from my front Porsche.

I’m sorry. I have been watching game show bloopers all day. Dad jokes? Hell, we got great-grandpa jokes:

HOST: “What thing does a burglar LEAST want to see when he breaks into the house?”

CONTESTANT: “A naked grandma!”

It’s been that kinda weekend.

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