Everyone repeat after me — Eeeeeeeeeeeugh! Fans don’t like the monochromatic uniforms. I thought the monoblack unis on the Nationals looked sorta cool but I wouldn’t want to wear them. Not this August. Maybe Ninja from Die Antwoord would want them. Or the Wu-Tang Clan might. Ugly, boy. The white ones looked like they were meltable and I especially hate the childish nicknames on the back. Phelpsy? Seriously? Arrrrrrgh. Let’s create some better nicknames, too.
Sox fan smartass Mark says “Good guys wear black.” I called on Chuck Norris to go remonstrate with him.