Bring your alibis... the best thing the Cubs can do now is to split.
They will always be bums to me, Duke Snider. And I wouldn’t want to wish anyone any else harm, but I have to admit that I was hoping that CB Bucknor would be unable to continue. He’s not the best ball-and-strike judge in the business and I would have preferred a better eye.
Bucknor didn’t have anything to do with the parade of long balls, though. Kyle Hendricks and Rich Hill must have shared the tiny tweezers.