“Nice of Laz Diaz to give the Cardinals that game,” he said archly. “Definitely an argument in favor of the robo-umps. I’d like to toast his ravioli. Decriminalize marinara!”
Or something like that. We wuz robbed! That logic is as impregnable as Norm Crosby’s wife used to be, and as inescapable as the conclusion that the Cubs neeeed (not a typo) bullpen help, as unassailable as a raft built by termites. Nothing to do with the offense ... wait ... so it’s not just Miles Mikolas?
Dating back to Sunday, the Cubs are 3-for-33 with runners in scoring position.