Some of you like faux trade articles like spam-flavored jello. Some of you like actual trades far worse than faux trades, especially when popular players leave. When I do faux trade articles, I try to approximate what might happen, based on recent trends. My usual default research source is Fangraphs. Their homework and math behind it are on display. Today's faux trade sends Zach Davies back to the San Diego Padres.
A few nights ago, I noted that eight Padres have started games. Two looked to be relievers in "bullpen day" mode. Of the other six, three (including Yu Darvish) are on the injured list.