THE CUBS ARE PLAYING A BASEBALL GAME TODAY!
The specifics of today’s matchup with Brewers really don’t matter since it’s the first game of spring and the Cubs have a non-roster invitee on the mound. But like waiting in a long line for an incredible roller coaster, this is the moment where we’ve finally reached the actual ride and are getting strapped in. It’s real, even if it’s not quite really real just yet.
There’s not a whole lot to be excited about when it comes to the bottom half of the order this afternoon, but there’s certainly some fun up at the top.