Happy Easter to those who observe, and happy 4/20 to those who enjoy puffing the cheeba. I wonder if head groundskeeper Dan Kiermaier seeded the outfield with a cross of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about it is that you can play nine innings on it in the afternoon, take it home, and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night. Sounds like something Mark Grace might have enjoyed.
Wow, that was quite an opener. The only thing high about the Cubs lately has been their scoring, with warmer temps and favorable winds conspiring to help them drop bombs left and right.