Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you. And on Sunday afternoon, the Rockies took a big wet bite out of the Cubs’ ass. Which, wait, is that the former or the latter? I mean, the Cubs are bears but they were the ones being eaten. Ugh, I’m so confused.
Jason Hammel, who came into the game riding a 22-inning scoreless streak, was forced to wear one after surrendering 7 runs in the 1st and 3 more in the 4th. Only 6 of those 10 runs were earned, thanks to his defense’s inability to field baseballs hit their way, so yay for moral victories.