“Hello there Nico and welcome to the Major League Team. I’m one of your coaches here with the Cubbies and I wanted to have a little chit chat with you before you start your second game. Have a seat pal.
“So lookit. I know you had a fun night last night and all but now we’ve got to get down to bizness. You been having some successes down there in the double-A but we do things a little different up here in the big city and it’s my job to break in the newbies and make sure they understand whatcha call our basic rules and reggalations.