ESPN’s “The Last Dance” was a smash hit when it debuted Sunday night, with seemingly the entire sports world tuning in and sharing their thoughts. There have been tweets, think pieces, and even Sportscenter blocks dedicated entirely to breaking down the first two episodes.
But Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog found the sauciest angle to take so far.
They analyzed all of the stories Michael Jordan shared himself, by how much liquid was left in the tumbler by his side. The categories: Mostly Full Glass, Half Full (or Half Empty Glass), and Mostly Empty Glass.
While we really don’t know what MJ was drinking, UTSB deduces it was an extra añejo tequila.