Whenever anyone asks the secret to my success as an extremely wealthy and powerful Chicago sports blogger, I tell them: it's easy, just follow P.J. Rose's mom on Instagram. Ms. Mieka Reese, who has previously gifted us with gems like Derrick wearing Mickey Mouse ears and P.J. chilling with Yasiel Puig, posted some of her most important work to date on Sunday: exclusive images of P.J.'s "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" themed third birthday party.
This may seem like a strange concept for a toddler's birthday party if you're an '80s-born Ninja Turtles purist like myself, but the Rose crew undoubtedly pulled it off.