Jonathan Toews is taking Halloween very seriously this year. How do I know this? Because this photo of him and his girlfriend with their faces painted like horrifying skeleton people showed up on my Instagram feed:
I’m going to assume they were attending a Halloween party last night, because those costumes are way too damn scary for any other situation. They look like characters from Grim Fandango if video games from 1998 had photorealistic graphics.
If I was eight years old and someone came to their door looking like that and trying to hand me a Snickers, I’d probably reconsider.