If the Bears’ miserable performance Saturday against the Bills at Soldier Field was a hint of what’s coming, head for the hills.
Try Costa Rica. Or New Zealand. Have a cool drink. Forget football. Come back next spring and enjoy a fresh Bears ‘‘rebuild.’’
If that 41-15 thrashing meant anything, you almost can write the script for 2021: Veteran Andy Dalton will get benched, young Justin Fields will start and eventually get demolished (see ominous blindside hit from Bills linebacker Andre Smith, for example), the Bears’ defense will implode, assistant coaches will get fired, fans will boo and possibly wear bags on their heads and chairman George McCaskey will say ‘‘Mama Bear’’ Virginia McCaskey is ‘‘pissed off.