I have no idea what happens in this game.
Our shitty offense beats a Minny team resting starters ... no surprise. Minny's backups waxing us .... no surprise.
The only thing that could excite me about this game is if we go down by 40 in the first half and Pace gets mashed on vodka and xanax ... falls face first out of the sky box and lands on Pagano and Nagy who are discussing something ... like their gayness. No deaths necessary, but perhaps spinal injuries that result in their inability to work. Ever.